Definition of beyond perfection

I have a beautiful, intelligent and highly successful girlfriend. I am living in the sun, getting a tan and really enjoying the fact that I never have to wear more than a tshirt and shorts, even when it’s raining! I have a beautiful daughter and two handsome boys. I have enough money coming in to support myself and my family.

However I already had all this. But it’s just been topped by ian searching for a shop that sells Wild Turkey which is a Bourbon whickey that I love. Ian has even found a european resturant, but I don’t like it too much cause there are too many white assholes in there on most days. However, they serve wild turkey, so the white fuckers are almost bareable.

Ian my sweet, you have topped yourself. Just when I wondered if I could love you any more, you answer my own question.