20 February 2010 ~ 10 Comments

Dude, it could be a guy

Let me get a few things clear here. For anyone that isn’t close enough to have heard it straight from me, I had planned to concentrate on my work and move to spain. But then I met an absolutely amazing woman in the philippines. One of the concerns she raised was “would my friends and family be ok with me dating someone of another race”. My immediate reply was “wtf? if anyone has a problem, fuck them, its their problem and not mine”.

However, I find it interesting that I am faced with different problems than I envisioned. When I tell people about my girlfriend, they will normally say “be careful she may be a man”. Is that a fact? Show me just one story of someone you know where that happened. You dumb bastard you’re thinking of Thailand! Not a single person who has said this has ever been able to give an actual documented example. It was always “i read somewhere…” or “it was a friend of a friend of a friend who I’ve never met…”

Everyone who says this to me is below me in the scale of IQs. I have to say “do you seriously think I haven’t thought of this”. For gods sake, if you know me, I was likely your boss for at least a few years. You should know how cunning I am and how much I think of possibilities. I was responsible for over £1’000’000 per year on average. Do you honestly think I would not think about every eventuality so that my back was covered in every conceivable outcome.

Granted, my girlfriend is called “Ian”. But I wonder why people warn be about her being a man and then fail to provide any evidence at all except some story someone they know once heard.

If you are seriously going to shed doubt on this, how do I know I can trust you? How do I know you do not have an ulterior motive?

Here’s a deal, every time you warn me of this without anything less than heresay, I will punch you in the stomach :D I think that’s only fair.

If you called my Fender Strat Californian Series guitar a Les Paul, I would beat 7 shades of shit out of you, so do not think I would do any less for what you may say about my girlfriend! ok? ok!

10 Responses to “Dude, it could be a guy”

  1. The Red Devil 21 February 2010 at 9:05 am Permalink

    I would be more than happy to supply medical documents that would state my pregnancies and a video of me giving birth. I don’t think any transgender can do that – even with the most brilliant of all plastic surgeons.

    Besides, I could be categorized as a man – since I’ve got more balls than most men combined when it comes to work and life. I take responsibilities seriously, I take risks, I treat people with respect, stand up for what I believe in, protect my family, and that’s more manly than what most men out there could ever do.

    My parents are to blame for my name. I’d have it changed but I love messing with people’s minds more. ;)

    You don’t have to punch anyone, hun. They’re not worth the stress. They’re entitled to their own fears and (unfounded) opinions. There are better ways of spending your time (and I’ve got a few ideas too…*wink*)

    • 5uperman 21 February 2010 at 10:16 am Permalink

      Do I warn them when they buy a car? Its insane how people just come out with this crap without any reason.
      The things people say do not effect me one bit.

  2. Gary 22 February 2010 at 8:53 pm Permalink

    Dave,

    Don’t listen to those people, sure they might be looking out for ya, but you know deep down in your heart that Ian is the person for you, and no sod can tell you that, only yourself. Dating another race is nothing mate.. I love val and she is from singapore and I don’t care what anyone thinks about that.

    Just go for it, man & be happy! :D

    • 5uperman 23 February 2010 at 11:27 am Permalink

      You know I never gave a fuck what ppl thought and that was over 13 years ago. I aint changed much!
      I am just surprised at what people say with no evidence or examples. Meh whatever. I got better things to do than worry about stupid stuff!

      Nice seeing you online bro. I got 1 week and 4 days before I leave the uk. You gonna meet up for a drink? Maybe you and (the other) dave can go as an item. You’ll have to share one sleeping bag lol ;)

  3. craig hurst 6 March 2010 at 9:50 pm Permalink

    take care dave make sure you come bk before spain mate

    • 5uperman 8 March 2010 at 7:26 am Permalink

      I need to get my passport renewed before early next year. At the very latest, I expect to be coming back to the uk in Dec or Jan. I hope to bring Ian with me.

  4. Alan Leeder 24 March 2010 at 8:08 am Permalink

    Alrite mate glad everything between u and Ian are good. It still sound like your talking about a bloke like. What’s this i hear about u getting mugged?

    • 5uperman 25 March 2010 at 5:38 pm Permalink

      Thats only cause I’m so hot, even you want me, you fag!
      Whats the difference between getting mugged and getting so stoned, staying up all night and somehow losing my camera?
      I have no idea how I lost it, but such is life, I won’t let it get me down.
      Life here is great. I am totally head over heels in love with ian. She is everything I ever wanted and more. For the first time in my life I can understand why people get married and have kids.
      Was in an earthquake today. Will be posting about that in a few mins.

    • 5uperman 25 March 2010 at 5:39 pm Permalink

      and err for the record, the quantity of skunk I have is more than Steve has ever seen and it only cost £18. Much more than I could ever smoke in a month. The only problem is that if I were caught with this quantity, my punishment would be death! Well, I guess smoking kills huh?

    • 5uperman 25 March 2010 at 6:07 pm Permalink

      register for an account on my site and you will be able to see more content that is only for friends. the registration link is on the side of every page.


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